I swear to god it was the longest fucking three seconds of my life because everyone was just like…. and I was like I think i’m dead
God, I love it when people do stuff like that, it’s hilarious.
Oh, guess who’s training Gabe in the art of punjitsu? This kid.
YOU JUST HAVEN’T HUNG AROUND ME ENOUGH THATS THE PROBLEM HERE.
DUUUUDe the other day I was sitting at lunch and I picked up a straw and started chewing on it and Bobby was like “I love how the first place that goes is in your mouth” and Alex goes “That’s the first place a lot of things go.” And he legit did not think about what he had just said and then we just looked at each other and I put the straw down because it was terrible
SOON THIS WILL BE RECTIFIED.
omg. HE DIDN’T.
I would’ve just gone for it I can’t believe you didn’t.
Maybe it’s the Kentucky air. Maybe it’s messing up my brain.
THIS IS A DISASTER I NEED TO GET TO YOU FASTER THAN I THOUGHT
We try to keep him on a leash.
I already did with my mutantly strong thumb! I cracked the screen by tilting it backwards. I’ve also cracked my phone with my finger and torn a mug in half. I have WAYYY too much hand strength.
Like a leash kid?
Oh my god, for real?
I will not make a joke about handjobs.
Dewey isn’t allowed alone with anyone. He wants to go back to prison, so he’s been doing really stupid things. It’s never a dull day when uncle dewey shows up.
I would rather break shit. I make bad decisions when I’m having an existential crisis.
Okay good, because no offense but us being alone in the same room would probably end badly.
Yeah, no, don’t break your laptop. Those things are fuckin’ expensive, man.
He used to be a neo-nazi, but then he joined a church and tried to change his swastika tattoos into crosses. CRAZY.
Golly gee, pal. Me bored leads to existential crises.
Oh boy. …please tell me you won’t leave me alone with him
Lucky. I just break shit.
Oh, and my uncle dewey got out of prison, so you can meet him. He’s freaking crazy.
I have to stay busy or I go cray
…awesome. Can’t wait.
I guess I kinda have to, too. Me being bored leads to bad things (like melted laptops).
The world couldn’t handle that.
It’s going to be the most fun you’ve ever had.
I’m like, super happy you’re coming. For the past two weeks I’ve just been hanging out at the river with Liam and his sisters and dancing at the indian festival and doing cheer clinics and Peyton and Daisy’s school. FINALLY FRIENDS WILL BE HEREEEE
Yeah, I think the world would explode if that ever happened. Lord.
Hooray! I’m always in favor of having a good time.
Dang girl, you’ve been busy. Me, I’ve just been doing the part time job gig and sitting on my ass.
her name was Kitty and she was a bamf. I’m jelly. I can do flips and shit, but not in heels. DOMO YOU SHOULD HURRY AND GET HERE SO YOU CAN MAKE LEMON COOKIES
That just made me think of a hybrid of Kitty and Kurt.
I can do flips on the trampoline…?
GURL. I slept for like a hella long time so I’ll drive all night and get to your house by like morning/afternoon-ish. I’ve only got like…seven more hours of riding before I get to you. HANG IN THERE.
Well thats an easy one! It’s doing all the jumpy flippy x-meny things in heels that’s hardcore, bro.
Yeah… I think maybe I’ll just stick to wearing boots for the flippy stuff for now. Like, flat boots, no heels. Wouldn’t wanna twist my ankle or something.
I have no idea how anyone on the planet could flip in heels. I once played volleyball on the beach with a girl in heels and I was like beyond impressed by her.
She could walk in heels in the SAND? I can barely walk in the sand with flip-flops on. That girl is amazing.